swamp ass

A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following: - sweating on a hot day - not bathing enough - long day of work, sports, play - incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.